“Me Thinks Thou Dost Protest Too Loudly”

                   – paraphrase of quote from William Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”

George Rekers has been one of America’s most vehemently anti-gay activists over the past three decades.  He is also a Baptist minister, co-founder of the ultra-conservative Family Research Council – which holds the annual Values Summit, and he is a professor of neuropsychiatry at the University of South Carolina  – that bastion of intellectual curiosity.  Well OK, at the very least maybe closeted sexual curiosity. 

But I digress . . .

He shops at Rent-A-Boy – Rentboy.com - anytime he needs a luggage handler. Of course, Rekers denies that it was anything untoward or sexual in nature.  He just needed a little help after having surgery with carrying all that heavy luggage while on vacation – or was it the other way around?  Sure looks like he recovered quickly from that surgery.  And his boy-toy seemed to equivocate regarding the nature of their little 10 day jaunt together through Europe when confronted by a reporter.  

Besides, I suspect the boy-toy’s “luggage” was the heavier of the two, and he needed Rekers’ help to “pack-it tight” every night.

I cannot wait to hear Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter spin this one on Fox News:  “Oh, you Left-wing, Liberal media-types need to quit focusing on such insignificant details, and get your heathen minds out of the gutter.  You always try to make everything so political.”

You mean like Republican Senator Larry Craig’s “reach-under” in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis Airport in 2007?   

However, the story does end on a positive note.  Hey George, you just made the list of America’s Top 10 Homophobes Outed From the Closet.  And you went straight up the chart to # 1 . . . probably while sitting atop your boy-toy’s ”perfectly built 8 inch cock” (those are his words, George, not mine). 

Let me guess . . . you use that “8 inch rod” to hang all your Hawaiian shirts on?