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Has Professor Barry Komisaruk lost his freakin’ mind?

This guy is a professor of psychology at Rutgers University.  His area of research is focused on woman who literally are capable of thinking themselves to orgasm.  Now he wants to take the findings from his research so that other women can learn to do the same thing. 

No, I am NOT kidding.

My initial reaction was the more visceral one; damn, now she really won’t need me anymore.  I will not even be able to beg and get laid.  Money?  “Nope!”  Cars?  “Whatever, sucker.”  Nothing will work.  Between her fingers, the toys, and that space between her ears, I am toast.  Do you hear me, Barry?!? 

TOAST!

But then I started “thinking about it” (YES, pun intended). 

Maybe I can engage her in a little guided imagery; you know, “you are getting very horny . . . “, and all that stuff.  Next thing you know, she is telling all her girlfriends that I can bring her to the Big O without even touching her.  I become a legend in my own mind; and in the wider community of the female persuasion.  I see myself making oodles of money off this gig, teaching other women to get themselves off “without ever so much as moving a finger” (YES, another pun intended).  I can put out a DVD.  And do seminars.  I will be rich, famous, and the talk of women all over the world.

Then it hits me like a freakin’ sledgehammer!  I will be a pariah in the man’s world.   They will curse my name.  I will have a bounty on my head, and live in fear of ever stepping out into the real world.  My life will be a living Hell.

Worst of all . . . I will never get my buddies to play golf with me again.  Have I lost my freakin’ mind?  What the Hell was I thinking to myself?

OK, girls.  Go ahead.  Think for yourselves. 

Just don’t tell anyone you heard it from me!