Duke Lacrosse Team Prosecutor Mike Nifong  - Complained of Fundamental Unfairness of Disbarment Proceedings While His Puppy Was Eating His Law License

Do you recall that ugly scandal involving players for the Duke University Lacrosse Team, where a stripper named Crystal Magnum – boy was Chris Rock ever right about keeping your daughter “off the pole” - accused several of the players of raping her at an off-campus team party? 

Remember the over-zealous Prosecutor Mike Nifong making racially-incendiary insinuations that the alleged rape was a hate crime – all for political gain – along with his other voluminous ethical violations? 

Of course, nothing was further from the truth.  There was never any crime committed that night.  Except, of course  – and I sincerely apologize to Duke University for not defending your actions - there was that unthinkable crime of underage drinking by college boys.  Oh, the horrors of it all . . .  

Earlier today, Crystal Magnum (did your mom really give you that name?) - that stripper who falsely accused those young white men of the rape – was arrested for allegedly beating the Hell out of her boyfriend, then throwing his clothes in bathtub and setting them on fire in an apartment.  While being taken away by police officers, it was reported that she then yelled at the boyfriend, “I’m going to stab you [MotherF&%ker].” 

She was charged with “first-degree attempted murder for communicating a threat” while in the presence of police officers, as well as five counts of arson, simple assault, identity theft, damage to property and resist, delay and obstruction of justice. Moreover, there may be three additional counts of child endangerment as a result of setting the fire in an apartment, presumably where the children were present. 

All proving once again that she really hates men – black or white. 

In a really twisted irony was Nifong’s response when confronted with news reports of Magnum’s arrest.  Nifong told a reporter who called him in order to comment on the matter, that he doubted the truth of those reports since he believed media reports “to be of questionable value.” 

I guess Nifong forgot about the fact that he didn’t hesitate to disseminate evidence of questionable value regarding DNA  and other legal issues to the media during the Duke Lacrosse Team rape case.

Karma’s a bitch – literally and figuratively speaking - ain’t it Mike?