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When Human Laws Trump “God’s” Laws
Posted by Lance Haley in Catholic Church, Cultural Issues, Ethics, Legal & Justice, Morality, Pedophilia, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, Sex & Sexuality, Sexual Deviancy, The Pope on June 30th, 2010
GRIM REAPER TAKES VATICAN TO COURT
How in God’s name did The Vatican ever get sovereign status?
Oh, that’s right, they got it in God’s name.
Then on Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court was silent on The Vatican claim that is was entitled to hide behind the shield of immunity, allowing a Federal Appellate Court’s ruling against the Church to stand. Finally, their day of legal reckoning is near at hand.
As we like to say here in America, “See you in court, Pope.”
Oh, and Hell is not too far behind.
Remember: Bring your own ice.
The Vatican is Damning It’s Pedophile Priests to Hell?
Posted by Lance Haley in Catholic Church, Cultural Issues, Legal & Justice, Morality, Pedophilia, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, Sex & Sexuality, The Pope on June 1st, 2010
VATICAN CITY - a monument to religious exploitation and corruption
The Vatican’s Prosecutor for Clerical Sex Abuse had the utter temerity to announce that it’s pedophile priests will suffer eternal damnation in Hell for their sins.
It’s time the Vatican look in the mirror, if they want to talk about eternal damnation. Besides, the Pope already vicariously damned humanity some ten years ago in his declaration titled DOMINUS IESUS. Does he not now possess the spiritual courage to turn his own judgment upon himself?
Any mea culpa (apology) forthcoming – and rumors have it that the Pope is preparing one - should best fall on deaf ears. It would be like O.J. Simpson admitting today that he murdered his wife. We can choose to forgive. But in situations like these, we should never forget who offered the apology; sociopathological humans are only interested in preserving their own well-being – most often to the detriment of all others.
Want further proof? Here is another Vatican document from 2000, that serves to underscore the hypocrisy of these men and their institution – the INTERVENTION BY THE HOLY SEE DELEGATION AT THE II CONFERENCE ON THE COMMERCIAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN.
It’s so pathetic, you are not sure whether to laugh or cry. Brace yourself. Here are some select quotes from that document:
“Children are by nature lovely, innocent, and trusting of adults, yet some of them are today increasingly robbed of their very childhood . . . [they] are never consenting sexual partners; they are always victims. The Convention on the Rights of the Child underlines this fact: the best interest of the child is always the key.” (So why did you bury these allegations on at least one occasion, stating that “the good of the universal church” was an important consideration - as in more important than the best interest of children)?
“Sexual abuse is evil, a criminal act, and punishable.” (So why didn’t you affirm this universally-accepted principle over the past fifty years, by ordering the clergy to immediately report any allegations of sexual abuse of children by your priests to legal authorities)?
“We must gather much more political will to combat these crimes against our weakest, and we must strengthen both international law, instruments of extradition and extra-territoriality.” (One must then conclude that Jeffrey Lena, the U.S. lawyer representing the Pope and The Vatican, has not been apprised of this position given that he has raised the doctrine of sovereign immunity as a defense against any and all legal liability in the matter of John V. Doe v. The Holy See)?
Once we see human beings as objects, once we forget that they have been created by God with an unalienable dignity, they can simply be used and abused. Sexual abuse of children is the logical extreme of such a view of the human being. (So after intentionally objectifying human beings for over one thousand years in furtherance of it’s agenda to wield spiritual power over mankind, and for its own financial gain, we should not be surprised that The Vatican’s tolereance of the sexual abuse of children by its own clergy was a “logical extension” of that view? That actually makes perfect sense in this context.)
“We must foster . . . ‘the reinforcement of positive cultural, religious and moral values and practices, which protect and promote the rights and the dignity of both girls and boys’.” (So where were those values and practices for the past one thousand years)?
Memo to the Pope and the Vatican: Some human beings have now expressly decided to eat from the fruit of the tree of knowledge. In our quest, we have awakened to the understanding that it is high time for the viper to slither down from the apple tree, and crawl back under the rock from whence it came.
Metaphorically speaking, the Devil’s identity has been sufficiently revealed.
It’s time for you to go (back) to Hell . . . forever.
Another Conservative Family Values Guy Falls Victim to the Irresistable Lure of the Forbidden Fruit
Posted by Lance Haley in Conservatives, Cultural Issues, Humor, Morality, Politics, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, Republicans, Sex & Sexuality on May 18th, 2010
DA COOCHIE MONSTA
COOCHIE: a term referencing part of the female anatomy located anterior to the rectum and posterior to the lower abdomen, between the upper thighs. It is an opening, varying in size and appearance, that is commonly used for the sexual gratification of the male species; or in the case of the female species, when stimulated by small appendages, mechanically vibrating devices, certain vegetables, cigar holders, or other assorted cylindrical-shaped objects (Yes, I used a little poetic license in crafting part of this definition, for all you plagiarism detectives).
Another one bites the dust . . .
What is up with these Conservative Family Values guys? First, they go after President Bill Clinton in the 1990’s. Hey, Newt Gingrich - do you recall leading the charge, after dumping your cancer-ridden first wife for some young coochie, and just prior to dumping your second wife for another newer piece of coochie? Now days they just act contrite only AFTER they have been outed. Senators David Vitter and John Ensign, as well as Governor Mark Sanford all come to mind - and those are just a few of the more recent Republican Bible-thumping philanderers.
What is even more incredulous is the fact that today’s Conservative Family Values guy – Republican Congressman Mark Souder (R-IN) – recorded a video with his little coochie-girl, advocating abstinence. Oh yea, she was also on his Congressional Staff – obviously both literally and figuratively.
So what I gleen from all of this is that abstaining from abstinence and abstaining from marital fidelity are not morally equivalent for these guys? What great role models for our kids – eh, Sarah and Bristol Palin?
A few little nuggets of wisdom for all you moral hypocrites:
1) A man is just a human being with two heads and only enough blood to run one of them at a time;
2) There usually ain’t enough prayer in the world to resist the call of the sirens (“wild coochie”). Just ask Ulysses. Approximately 3000 years ago, this dude had himself tied to the mast of a ship by his sailors so as not to succumb to the desires of the flesh brought on by the beckon call of these seductresses; in the process, he damn near lost his freakin’ mind trying to resist the temptation to throw caution to the wind – as in throw his sorry ass into the ocean -so he could swim to shore just to get in on some of that action. Legend had it that it meant certain death (NO SH!T, geniuses – as in expensive and painfully public divorces?);
3) Coochie Monsters are born, not made. They are called men.
See you all in Hell!
P.S. Bring your own ice.
Christian Right-Wing Homophobe Apparently Likes Carrying Well-Endowed Rentboy’s “Luggage”
Posted by Lance Haley in Conservatives, Cultural Issues, Culture Wars, Fox News, Humor, Media & Communication, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, Sex & Sexuality on May 9th, 2010
“Me Thinks Thou Dost Protest Too Loudly”
– paraphrase of quote from William Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”
George Rekers has been one of America’s most vehemently anti-gay activists over the past three decades. He is also a Baptist minister, co-founder of the ultra-conservative Family Research Council – which holds the annual Values Summit, and he is a professor of neuropsychiatry at the University of South Carolina – that bastion of intellectual curiosity. Well OK, at the very least maybe closeted sexual curiosity.
But I digress . . .
He shops at Rent-A-Boy – Rentboy.com - anytime he needs a luggage handler. Of course, Rekers denies that it was anything untoward or sexual in nature. He just needed a little help after having surgery with carrying all that heavy luggage while on vacation – or was it the other way around? Sure looks like he recovered quickly from that surgery. And his boy-toy seemed to equivocate regarding the nature of their little 10 day jaunt together through Europe when confronted by a reporter.
Besides, I suspect the boy-toy’s “luggage” was the heavier of the two, and he needed Rekers’ help to “pack-it tight” every night.
I cannot wait to hear Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter spin this one on Fox News: “Oh, you Left-wing, Liberal media-types need to quit focusing on such insignificant details, and get your heathen minds out of the gutter. You always try to make everything so political.”
You mean like Republican Senator Larry Craig’s “reach-under” in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis Airport in 2007?
However, the story does end on a positive note. Hey George, you just made the list of America’s Top 10 Homophobes Outed From the Closet. And you went straight up the chart to # 1 . . . probably while sitting atop your boy-toy’s ”perfectly built 8 inch cock” (those are his words, George, not mine).
Let me guess . . . you use that “8 inch rod” to hang all your Hawaiian shirts on?
Catholic Church’s “Geographical Cure” for Priest Sex Scandal
Posted by Lance Haley in Catholic Church, Cultural Issues, Ethics, Morality, Pedophilia, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, Sex & Sexuality, Sexual Deviancy, The Pope, crime on April 23rd, 2010
A Picture (Chart) is Worth a Thousand Words
An Associated Press investigation has uncovered 30 separate cases where pedophile priests have been transferred out of their parish or overseas.
One American victim was raped numerous times by a priest when he was a young boy over 50 years ago in a Massachusetts parish. The monster who raped him was quietly transferred to the jungles of Brazil – claiming that he was miraculously “cured” by divine intervention. All while ministering to half-naked children in the jungle.
As for “cures”, the victim offered the best moniker thus far regarding the Vatican’s solution to their public relations problem these past fifty years:
The “Geographical Cure“.
I suppose that too was “Divine Intervention“?
To The Pope: Your Silence is Now Deafening
Posted by Lance Haley in Catholic Church, Crime & Punishment, Cultural Issues, Morality, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, The Pope, crime on April 10th, 2010
“Joseph Carol Ratzinger”
Hey Pope, there it is in black and white. Your signature.
In 1981, an American priest AND his superior bishop had requested in writing that you remove him from the priesthood – officially have him defrocked - because he was violently molesting young boys.
Your belated response 4 YEARS LATER:
Let’s give it some more time, noting that . . . “the good of the Universal Church” was an important aspect of the consideration in reaching a final decision.
In other words, screw your young parishoners’, and their safety and security -literally and figuratively. You had to preserve the reputation of the Church.
Now your lawyers respond to this new evidence with the pathetic defense claim that you acted “expeditiously” in that matter? By what reasonable legal or moral standard? What an absurd notion.
What next?
Are your minions in the Vatican going to continue to obfuscate, this time by way of attacking the victims’ lawyers and the media for releasing this letter? Or are you just still going to willfully avoid responsibility by standing silently with that disgustingly pious grin on your face ?
DENIAL AIN’T A RIVER IN EGPYT!
Vatican Now Invokes Anti-Semitism in Shameless Ploy to Deflect Criticism Regarding Sex Abuse Scandal
Posted by Lance Haley in Crime & Punishment, Cultural Issues, Culture Wars, Ethics, Legal & Justice, Morality, Religion, Religion & Spirituality, crime on April 2nd, 2010

“You shall not merely be deported. You shall be killed..And this will be your punishment for your killing of our saviour.”
– Slovakian Catholic Archbishop Karol Kmetko, responding to Jewish plea for assistance from Nazi persecution (March of 1942)
The Vatican has now reached a all-time low in it’s attempts to silence critics of its vain crusade to exculpate itself from any responsibility for 50+ years of a perpetual international criminal conspiracy to cover-up the widespread existence of pedophiles among it’s clergy.
This author posted several recent entries, here and here, providing undeniable proof demonstrating the Church’s willful and wanton actions to conceal evidence of these incomprehensible moral and legal crimes against children all over the world. Moreover, the Vatican and it’s proxies further facilitated these reprehensible acts by allowing pedophile priests to continue in their vocation, thereby allowing them to further sexually molest other innocent children.
All in the name of God.
In response to it’s indefensible and unconscionable acts, the Vatican is now comparing criticism of it’s scandalous behavior to anti-Semitism. So like changing water into wine, I now have been miraculously converted into the likes of an anti-Semite merely because I have assisted in exposing the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church’s hierarchy?
How utterly despicable.
Notwithstanding historical evidence of anti-Semitism within its own ranks, coupled with a papal apology for the Church’s contribution to the Nazi Holocaust, what is most paradoxical are the uncanny similarities in which two of the greatest crimes against humanity – the Holocaust, and now this global Catholic pedophilia conspiracy – were both denied by their respective perpetrators. In the case of the former, by the German people; in the case of the latter, by The Vatican.
The comparisons stop there. In the case of the German people, at least they voluntarily worked up the courage to accept responsibility when faced with the overwhelming evidence of the horrific crimes committed by their government while they idly stood by and did nothing. Their ongoing repentance has garnered a remarkable forgiveness from the rest of the world as time has gone on. Germany has even gone so far as to criminalize anti-Semitic behavior, as well as Holocaust denial.
In contrast, these cowardly ploys by the Vatican to demonize it’s detractors only further serves to demonstrate the deep denial that masks the manifest socio-pathological condition that envelopes this evil organization. One can expect nothing less from such a spiritually-corrupt, and morally bankrupt institution. The hour is now way too late for any apology.
The Vatican’s acts speak for themselves.





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