You know how Republicans get that insidiously evil “Obamacare” Health Reform Bill overturned?

First, you have to have a bit of a kick-off party at the Voyeur, as well as be willing to roll the dice again and take a walk on the wild side in West Hollywood.  All to the tune of approximately $2000.  And that price does not even include the $30k for hotel rooms at the Beverly Hills Hotel and the Four Seasons Beverly Wilshire. 

I mean, this is important stuff.  The future of our great country hangs in the balance.  They will spare no expense in saving this country.  Don’t you understand?  These are Republicans.  However, they do stand for fiscal restraint.  So they will make sure you got your monies worth while preserving Freedom and Liberty, as well as keeping those young scantily-clad girls with whips and chains fully employed. 

After all, even those girls are good Capitalists

And I do mean FULLY employed – don’t forget that these establishments are open all night, and the girls dance ’til the crack of dawn.   They know they have to keep “the wheels greased” and get their ”hands a little dirty” in order to keep this broken, worthless “Socialist” economy running long enough to get a Republican back into the Whitehouse.  

And surely you don’t think these good Republicans would let that opulent hotel suite go to waste on just themselves, do you?  You know that in their heart-of-hearts they believe in the theory of “trickle-down” economics . . . when they spend big, everyone benefits.  Besides, when it comes to some things, even a Republican has a little ”Socialist” deep down inside of him.  After all, charity starts at home . . . or on the road, as the case may be.

And speaking of deep down inside . . . it’s important to educate these nice young ladies from the “ballet” with some deep and meaningful conversation regarding how Obama is ruining the economic foundations and moral fiber of this country, and then give her some $100 bills for her “lobbying” efforts, and call room service for another round of  those awesome $45 Cuba Libres.

Hey, not that I object to hanging out with young, scantily-clad women.  For goodness sakes, I too am a red-blooded American male.  You see, the difference is that we Liberals don’t have the moral hangups most Conservatives do, and we don’t write it off or hide it.  We just pay for it ourselves – WITH CASH - and then we do not have to answer to anyone! 

Ummm . . . including our wives or significant others.  

P.S.  As an aside, about 10 years ago while on a week-long golf junket with my Conservative buddies, I was tossed out of one these “ballet clubs”.  All for a silly prank – nothing untoward or obscene.  In fact, that little joint on Hilton Head Island let me back in the next night with a promise from me that I would “mind my manners” – while reminding me that they could get their license pulled for my silly antics.   The dancer that I was acting up with the night before told me with a smile that I was a “very naughty boy”.  I proudly laughed, and all was forgiven.