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Harry Markopolos’ $50 Billion Dollar Failure

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S.E.C. LAWYERS’ GRADUATION CLASSES: 1999-2008

 

If you hired a security guard to watch your house, and it kept getting burglarized – even after someone told him countless times who the thief was – would you let him keep his job?

Stupid question, you say?  Really? 

So why do we keep the same morons on our government payroll to watch the financial markets?  Now that is a good question.  And there really is a simple answer.  The foxes make sure to instruct their under-lords to have those dumb sharecropper farmers whom they pay beggars wages to for working their land, to keep that same old deaf and blind dog guarding the chicken coop.  This metaphor should not be lost on anyone.

Bernie Madoff may be a household word – and one of Time magazines 2009 Top 100 people who affected the world.  But Harry Markopolus is just another quiet hero in a global financial market run by pimps and whores.  Markopolus has a new book coming out today called, “No One Would Listen“.  The book chronicles the story of how Markopolus doggedly pursued a fraud case against Bernie Madoff from 1999 through 2008 by trying to get the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) lawyers to investigate Madoff’s House of Cards.  All to no avail. 

WTF you might ask?  At least that’s what I have been saying since this story first broke in early 2009 when Markopolus testified before Congress (you can read his testimony right here), and then was interviewed by CBS’s 60 Minutes. 

 This is beyond a comedy of errors.  This is Dumb and Dumber, The Three Stooges, and Beevis and Butthead all working in concert to unwittingly thwart one another while the criminals continued to steal from us with unbridled impunity.  Now is that not a terrifying image?  Meet your S.E.C., America.  Wall Street owns these guys.

Starting in 1999, Markopolus made several attempts to give the most fundamental proof of Madoff’s fraud to numerous investigators at the S.E.C. - all of which was either willfully or woefully ignored (Markopolus calls them “idiots” – that is too kind, don’t you think, Sarah Palin? I would have called them retards).  By 2007, he was fed up with their wanton stupidity, and decided to document it by submitting a nineteen (19) page memorandum to the S.E.C. outlining the basis for his claim.  That too, was ignored.

View the complete 60 Minutes interview with Markopolos - or just watch the real BOMBSHELL from minute 7:25 to 8:18 of the interview.  That brief one minute segment is incomprehensible.   And you wonder why so many investors were “Madoffed” by Bernie?

So after all this, has anything changed?

Hell no! 

Harry Markopolus is still trying to settle his first big whistle-blower case, he has spent years living in fear, and yet he remains undeterred in his dogged pursuit of financial racketeers and corporate fraudsters.  Of course, his new book should help keep his wife and young boys fed until payday comes.  Ironically, Markopolus refers to himself as a “$50 Billion dollar failure”- because he could not get the S.E.C. to listen.  One might conclude that he is being flippant, since he all but beat them over the head with his evidence.  However, he is serious about characterizing this as his “failure” - he honestly takes it very personally that all these people were hurt by Madoff’s fraud in the face of the S.E.C.’s utter incompetence.  

You just have to love this man.  After all this, the crooks and the “police” shirk responsibility, and the hero feels guilty?  And you wonder why it seems the world has started spinning in the other direction?

Meanwhile, back at the S.E.C., they are still re-disorganizing the deck chairs on the U.S.S. Financial Titanic, and there should be smooth sailing on the calm seas of Neo-Capitalism all the way back to port.  No need to worry.  They have their securities regulation minions fast asleep on night watch while the next massive financial iceberg awaits in the darkness.  And brace yourself, because this next one’s really going to be a doozy folks. 

In the meantime, bring them some Dom Perignon, the exquisite pate’, and that rare Russian escargot they just had imported, all paid for with your financial bailouts.  And don’t forget to put that on a silver platter. 

Oh, they almost forgot to mention it.  You can ignore the water rising on the Italian marble dining room floor.  That’s just from the watered-down financial regulation reform we are about to get from Wall Street’s wholly-owned public subsidiary, Congress.  They have the S.E.C working on that minor leak down in the hull right now. 

One Final Note: please do not bother counting the number of lifeboats.  Those seats have all been reserved.

Enjoy the cruise.  :)

P.S.  They saved several seats in the lifeboats for the S.E.C. lawyers.  You didn’t really think the Financial Terrorists were going to row those things themselves, did you?

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A Government Health Care Bureaucrat Sure Beats This Freakin’ Nightmare Any Day of the Week

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So you don’t want some government bureaucrat giving you the runaround about your health care coverage, or choice of doctors and hospitals?  Or wasting taxpayer money with an inefficient bureaucratic nightmare where nothing gets done right or on time?  Nor get caught in this eternal loop of incompetent faceless idiots who keep asking you the same questions over and over again, day after day, while your affliction goes untreated and grows worse with each passing week?

Thank Goodness, you can now have your own private health care insurance Hell.  At no additional cost, Sarah Palin.  And have no choice regarding which company will provide your coverage since your employer is the one who gets to decide who that carrier will be.  Damn!  In hindsight, that public option sure would have been a nice fallback position.

And because a majority of you voters opposed Health Care Reform . . .   

 Welcome to the machine.

P.S.  No bitching, please.  Just remember to say you were wrong when it all goes to Hell in a hand-basket, thank you!

P.S.S.  If you happen to be a glutton for more freakin’ private health insurance nightmares just click here, here, here, and here.    SWEET DREAMS . . .

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Federal Judge Jed S. Rakoff: A Lonely Soldier in the War Against Wall Street’s Financial Terrorists?

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THE ONE MAN WITH BIG ENOUGH BALLS TO TAKE ON WALL STREET

 

Calling the Security and Exchange Commission’s legal settlement with Bank of America (BoA) “half-baked justice at best“, U.S. District Court Judge Jed S. Rakoff reluctantly signed-off on the agreement between the two parties on Monday, writing in his order that “[t]his court, while shaking its head, grants the S.E.C.’s motion and approves the proposed consent judgment.”

 Judge Rakoff is a true American Maverick, and a champion for American public shareholders.  

I am not talking about some half-baked Sarah “Pretender” Palin maverick.  This man is the real deal – and you can take that to the bank.  Just don’t deposit it with Bank of America.  Because when it comes to the truth, BoA  – like the rest of the Wall Street Financial Terrorists – has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that it simply cannot be trusted.  

On several occasions this author has commented, here and here regarding the ongoing feud between that  limp-dicked, impotent icon of American investor protection - the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (S.E.C.) - and Judge Rakoff, over this settlement of Bank of America’s failure to disclose critical information in it’s SEC stock disclosure filings regarding the Merrill Lynch merger. 

BoA shareholders were entitled to know the scale of Merrill Lynch’s liabilities, as well as the size of the bonuses that were to be paid to Merrill’s top executives, before approving the merger.  However, none of that was disclosed in the filing, and BoA is blaming it’s former top legal counsel for it’s ostensibly innocent error in judgment. 

During one of those previous court hearings, the Judge voiced his utter contempt for claims by both BoA and the SEC that none of the BoA executives were culpable for the material non-disclosure.  He was further incensed over the irony that it would be BoA’s shareholders who would ultimately be the ones who were financially punished because the bank would have to pay the fines out of it’s profits, thus further diminishing the value of the shareholders stock.  The judge lamented this fact, having preferred that BoA’s top executives pay the fines.   Nonetheless, he begrudgingly approved the settlement.

Judge Rakoff is also currently presiding over a pending civil matter against J.P. Morgan Chase.  In the order he issued on January 28, 2010 in that case, the Judge wrote that “JP Morgan thereby violated, at a minimum, the covenant of good faith and fair dealing” when it obviously attempted to structure a deal with one client in an effort to position itself so as to benefit another client in the same industry – a clear conflict of interest.  The judge noted that “such an end run, if not a down right sham , is not permissable . . .”, insinuating J.P. Morgan committed fraud.

Felix Salmon, a well respected business writer and blogger, wrote a good analysis of Morgan’s corrupt business dealings in the matter titled How J.P. Morgan treats its clients: scandalously and in bad faith.  As another writer so eloquently put it, “[w]e have entered a period of grotesque decadence in the financial and business dealings of those who brought us the great financial calamities.”

In the final irony in the BoA case, both the S.E.C. and Bank of America expressed just how pleased they were with the settlement.  I’ll bet they were.  Now the question becomes, when will the S.E.C. lawyers who worked on this case retire from “government service”, and take jobs with BoA or one of the other of the Wall Street Terrorist Organizations ?  Anyone want to take a bet that this doesn’t happen? 

I welcome any and all takers.  And I will be laughing all the way to the bank when I win that bet.  Just hope you were smart enough to hedge that wager Goldman Sachs-style by betting that I won’t be depositing my winnings in BoA.  Because I won’t.  Judge Rakoff would be disgusted with me, and rightfully so.

Thank Goodness We Have At Least One Man With Balls On Our Side! 

Now the rest of you government weenies and politicians - grow some freakin’ testicles.

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Golf Writers Association of America Boycott of Tiger Woods’ Press Conference Leaves No Doubt Who the Real Whore is in this Saga

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Tabloid Sports Writers Resent Tiger Woods’ Muzzling Them From Speaking of Moral Evils at His Press Conference Today

 

Citing those lofty prinicples of American journalism, the Golf Writers Association of America stated that the ground rules for Tiger Woods’ scheduled press conference today were unacceptable to them, and they then elected to boycott the event.  GWAA President Vatan Kupelian said, “To limit the ability of journalists to attend, listen, see and question Woods goes against the grain of everything we believe.”

Bullshit! 

Well, at least sports journalist Jason Whitlock publicly offered an honest assessment and good advice to Tiger Woods, saying why he should just retire and walk away from golf:

Tiger, you’re now trapped inside the belly of the beast. Capitalism has perverted journalism to the point that fairness, accuracy and privacy are all irrelevant. Bloggers and media corporations working in conjunction with porn stars, strippers and undiscovered reality TV hos can all make money exploiting your personal life.”

Here is the hard truth.  Journalists, whether they work for the infotainment industry or the mainstream media, are not just interested in reporting the news anymore.  They are often not even so much interested in the truth.  Now they want to make the news – as in create the story and be part of the story.  That’s how careers and money are made in this business in today’s environment. 

Given that reality, Tiger will forever be hounded, stalked, and gossiped about.  The media will make news out of the fact he was in the bathroom for longer than five minutes.  Truth will no longer be relevant (like it ever has been?).  What every little paid bimbo says will become today’s big news story. 

Walk away Tiger, before your family gets hurt anymore.  Just turn, and walk away.  It ain’t worth it.  You would have broken Jack Nicklaus’ record of 18 major wins .  You are the greatest who ever played the game.  There is nothing more worth proving – at least not at any cost.  Forget about it.  Vanish like my favorite athlete, Barry Sanders.  He would have destroyed every rushing record in the NFL.  Now he is the penultimate “What IF” NFL running legend?  Go be happy, Tiger.  They will talk about you for awhile – at least until you are way past your prime.  But your true fans will miss you forever – and we will forgive you, if you earn that forgiveness.  You have made a lifetime of extraordianary shots in your career.  And you have done so much good, as well.  You will never be forgotten.

Oh, and for the benefit of you media people, I have taken the liberty of writing the essence of the Tiger Woods sex scandal story in perfect Ernest Hemingway journalistic style:

“Tiger is a slut.  You all are whores.”

End of story . . . and I will take a slut over a whore any time.

UPDATE to post [2-23-10]:  Let me take a guess at the argument for today’s “journalistic behavior” . . . Tiger brought this all on his family.  You self-rationalizing whores are unconscionable!

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Corporate American is a Non-sensical Legal Fantasy

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THE RISE OF THE CORPORATE-AMERICAN [from TOM TOMORROW'S "MODERN WORLD" - published at Salon.com]

 

Here are the clones your U.S. Supreme Court truly elevated to the status of human beings in order to finally ensure that justice prevails – in other words, that Freedom of Speech and the political system can be bought and owned by the highest bidders

Now how soon do the other four seats on the court go up for sale?  Our corporations deserve to speak with one voice, and they now have the right ($$$) to make sure it’s the only voice heard!

Enjoy your democracy while it lasts, America.

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Obama Does Not Begrudge Wall Street Terrorists’ Robbing the National Treasury to make a Profit?

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President Obama – you cannot be serious?!?

These Titans of Socialist Capitalism take the money we bailed them out with – including “rigging” the system with the help of Paulson and Geithner so that AIG’s TARP money was re-directed to them – go on to make an enormous profit by trading with that money (which was not the purpose of the bailouts), and you call them savvy businessmen?  

Now almost a year ago  to the day, you gave the following remarks at the White House:

“This is America. We don’t disparage wealth. We don’t begrudge anybody for achieving success. And we believe that success should be rewarded. But what gets people upset – and rightfully so – are executives being rewarded for failure. Especially when those rewards are subsidized by U.S. taxpayers.”

So are they failures?  Or savvy businessmen?  Or both? 

 This author recently pondered your failure to immediately regulate and reign-in Wall Street after your election when they were still on the ropes.  Here is the bottom line:  They screwed up, then they screwed us, and then you screwed up?

Do you see the problem here, Mr. President.  The cognitive dissonance regarding your words and deeds towards Wall Street is deeply disturbing to those who supported you in 2008, especially when you had the perfect combination of opportunity, power, and the political capital to reign in these financial terrorists right after you took an oath to protect the American people.  You did nothing, and now it is too late.  Was it intentional?  Or are you being obtuse?

When political rhetoric collides with inaction, people become dismayed.  Maybe the young voters who are stepping to the sidelines  are correct?   

Disillusionment is too mild a word for such a betrayal if it was just the “same old wine in a brand new bottle“, President Obama.

Meet the new Boss . . . Same as the Old Boss . . .We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”

Shame on us for ever having the audacity to hope?  I hope not.

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OK, President Obama, “Where’s The Beef”?

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You are making all of this noise about refocusing TARP (bailout) funds towards small business

President Obama, this blog noted that you said the same thing 100 days ago . . . read it right here.

So Where’s The Beef?

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Bank of America’s CEO Ken Lewis Will Play the “But We Made Lots of Money” Card in his Criminal Case?

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There is plenty of blame to go around in Washington and New York for the financial meltdown and subsequent bailout debacle.   These Wall Street financial terrorists – Wizards of Mass Derivatives (WMD’s) – with the assistance of their Washington lackeys, Paulson, Geithner, Bernanke, et al., robbed the national treasury to pay the piper for their incompetence and then left us standing alone on the dance floor.  And do not even go there about the fact that they “paid the money back” in their defense. 

That dog won’t hunt!

Since our federal prosecutors would not grow some testicles and bring criminal indictments against any of these guys – with President Obama’s U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder leading the “Charge of the Lightweight Brigade” – New York AG Andrew Cuomo has demonstrated that he has big enough balls to make at least a couple of them pay for screwing us.

Ken Lewis, former CEO of Bank of America (BoA), was charged with committing fraud yesterday in a New York state court for his failure to divulge to BoA shareholders the extent of Merrill’s losses, as well as an undisclosed agreement to pay former Lynch executives massive bonuses, and that he intentionally misled the government by threatening to scuttle the deal in order to get another $20 billion in bailouts from the Treasury.                   

Sources from Lewis’ criminal defense team have indicated that they may subpoena Henry Paulson, former Bush Treasury Secretary, as well as Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the FederalReserve, to testify at Lewis’ trial in an attempt to persuade the jury that Lewis did not mislead the government about the severity of BoA’s financial condition subsequent to the banks merger with Merrill Lynch.  They will further argue that the bank made money after the deal, and repaid all of the TARP money it received from the federal government, so the government and shareholders were not harmed – and in fact benefited from his actions (or inactions, as the case may be).

What is so unnerving is the audacity of Lewis to claim that “they made the company lot’s of money” as a defense.  Worse yet, the Wall Street Journal comes to their defense, claming among other things that “TARP was a gilded straitjacket that every bank, including BofA, wanted to flee as quickly as possible”.

Really?  Let’ review this twisted and misleading logic. 

We made some really, really bad bets, and the financial system will collapse if you do not give us unprecedented bailouts to fix the system.  Of course we understand that the government is giving us this money to restore the necessary liquidity - a continuous flow of money to keep the economy running – so that businesses can continue to borrow money, and keep people working.  Now we are not going to making any promises to that effect, but we will do what we think is right for the financial system .  Also, we accept that we have to purchase/merge with some of the other failed financial institutions as a condition of getting our asses saved.  But we will not be obligated to deal honestly, nor follow financial regulations, in these business dealings, and if we see an opportunity to squeeze more money out of this mess, we will.  Moreover, we will probably accept this unreasonable condition that you may limit our pay structure while we are under the obligation to pay the government back, but once we retire that debt to the government, you have to get off our ass and we can transact business however we like. 

How dare them now have the arrogance to say they made money as a result of some uncanny business acumen.  As I have stated previously in this blog – give me $15 or $20 Billion, I can make a Billion or so investing in some very conservative financial instruments over the course of a year, pay you back, give myself an obscene bonus – and then tell you to go FxxK youself!!

 Moreover, REMEMBER THIS:  they did NOT have to accept the money.  Furthermore, they were supposed to lend the money, not hold it in reserve while waiting for the markets to turn North, and then invest it in order to make a quick killing so they could line their fat pockets, all the while leaving many Americans and businesses hung out to swing in the cold, harsh winds of their utter malfeasance.  How utterly disingenuous of both Wall Street and the Wall Street Journal.

This author has previously commented several times about the criminal malfeasance of BoA in this blog – in this entry and in this entry - and questioned the refusal of federal prosecutors to bring charges in this matter.  A Federal District Court Judge was appalled by BoA’s behavior, and was obviously disgusted that the U.S. government – specifically the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) – was not doing more.  If we have to wait for a New York Attorney General to act, this begs the question as to how deep in bed people at the top of this government are with Wall Street? 

 President Obama – you took money from Wall Street, and now you say you want them to be accountable?  Prove it!

P.S.  This same picture was used in a previous entry – it is the finest representative illustration of the BoA bailout I have seen on the Internet.  Illustration by graphic artist David Dees of DeesIllustration.com

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Jon Stewart Eviscerates Fox News’ Viewers For Drinking the Bong Water

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Just kidding . . . 

That was a shameless attempt to get Jon Stewart to reference this blog.  On last night’s The Daily Show (TDS), in a segment called The Blogs Must Be Crazy , Stewart lampooned the blogosphere’s use of certain words – particularly “eviscerates” – to describe how strongly some media talk show hosts respond to one another when critiquing their respective competitors.

Jon Stewart’s appearance on The O’Reilly Factor has created quite a buzz this week, and whatever you think of either Stewart or Bill O’Reilly, their willingness to appear on one another’s shows is quite refreshing, with a spirited but civil discourse taking place between the two of them.  I suppose the one irony in the show was O’Reilly’s cheap shot at Daily Show viewers by referring to them as “stoned slackers” – when surveys have routinely shown that they are some of the best informed news audiences.  

It comes as no surprise that ”stoned slackers” would actually be every bit as informed as Fox News viewers, and are probably significantly smarter than Fox News’ talk show hosts – even when they are “lit up”.  If Daily Show viewers ever watched Fox News - which they are way too smart to do – wonder what they would think?

Man I wish I could get ahold of whatever theses dudes are smoking, because that must be some really high-grade  SH!T” . . . or . . . . Dudes, you are not supposed to drink the bong water.”

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